Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Resonate Roadie!!!

Hey guys of you want to join us for am awesome road trip get in touch to find out more info or to book your seat in the van - shannon@christiancentre.org.nz

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Hillsong Donkeys...

Update - 26 June 2007

Lol, new experience - have removed all links to layguy's blog - this guy sounds like angry on a soapbox. His current post on Benny Hinn is really just a personal attack, so I'm not really wanting to associate with that. It doesn't really matter what you think (personally I think Benny has an obvious strong healing ministry - talk to any of the guys who have been to see him). Bless ya layguy, but I don't like the way you are putting your point across...

Ray

BTW, have left the link to Hillsong's official conference website, check it out if you want to know what it's all about.

A couple of interesting links for your reading/viewing pleasure from layguy's blog. First of all layguy has an excellent (if completely innapropriate :) ) donkey joke... Secondly, there's an awesome visually summary of the Hillsong 2007 conference coming up soon. If you want to get excited, or look at some of the reasons to attend, take a look.

Hillsong official website...

Ray

BTW: Friday Night Church last night was cool - loved doing the tag team preaching!!! Will podcast and post some of the message soon...

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

The New Pastor

A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his community. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he knocked several times. Finally, he took out his card, wrote on the back "Revelation 3:20" and stuck it in the door. The next day, as he was counting the offering he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was a notation "Genesis 3:10." Upon opening his Bible to the passage he let out a roar of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 reads: (Pastors note) "Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If any man hear my voice, and opens the door, I will come into him, and will dine with him, and he with me."
Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked."